Name: EVERYTHING HURTS.
Brand: OBVIOUS SHIRTS.
SKU: EVHU-BLSM-M-8365
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Everything Hurts shirt by Obvious Shirts

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EVERYTHING HURTS. — a shirt from Obvious Shirts. Officially licensed by the MLBPA.

EVERYTHING HURTS BY OBVIOUS SHIRTS.

OUR SHIRTS ARE SOFT:
- Premium Pre-Shrunk Polyester/Cotton Blend
- Tagless Neck, Eco-Friendly Inks
- Regular Fit - See Size Chart

CARE: WASH COLD AND DRY ON LOW HEAT.

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CUSTOMERS ALSO BOUGHT.

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 51 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

Everything Hurts by Obvious Shirts offers premium pre-shrunk polyester/cotton blend shirts that are soft and comfortable. Customers appreciate the tagless neck and eco-friendly inks. The regular fit is well-received, and the shirts are easy to care for with cold wash and low heat drying.

Summary topics

Product Quality (15%): A significant number of customers remarked that the quality of the product is consistently great and top notch.
Shirt Fit (18%): Many customers appreciated the fit of the shirt, mentioning that it fits perfectly and is really comfortable.

Review topics: ["fit","color","quality","shirt","material","customer service","comments","tee","description"].

Review highlights

"Even after multiple washes the color didn't fade and the shirt has kept it's original shape and fit." — William K.
"The quality is always great, and the customer service is top notch." — Nathan C.
"Great shirt: fits well, really soft, gets a lot of comment." — Dennis K.

Reviews

I hurt

"This shirt gets lots of laughs and compliments"

— Bryce E. (5/5)

"P.E.R.F.E.CT."

— Christine (5/5)

Great gift item!

"This is a great shirt for all humankind! It was a gift for my son's 42nd birthday, and he laughed when he opened it!"

— Judy D. (5/5)

Awesome

"We are always happy with our products from obvious shirts! I think we have more of them than actual Cubs apparel! This was the perfect Father’s Day present!"

— Chelsea S. (5/5)

Love this shirt people stop

"Love this shirt people stop me all the time about it"

— Deborah L. (5/5)

I love it got a

"I love it got a lot of compliments on it also"

— Mark W. (5/5)

Love this!

"A perfect expression exactly when needed."

— Al Y. (5/5)

Feeling old

"The shirt says it all. So funny"

— Dan Z. (5/5)

HILARIOUS

"HILARIOUS"

— Brian S. (5/5)

Everything Hurts

"Story of my life now. Happy to put it out there for everyone to see!"

— Suzanne B. (5/5)

EVERYTHING HURTS.