Name: IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, USE STAIRS.
Brand: OBVIOUS SHIRTS.
Price: 29.99 USD
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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, USE STAIRS. - OBVIOUS SHIRTS

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MATT STAIRS IS ARGUABLY THE MOST CLUTCH PINCH-HITTER OF ALL TIME WITH 23 PINCH-HIT HOME RUNS. IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, USE STAIRS. CREATED AND DESIGNED BY NOT GAETTI AND OBVIOUS SHIRTS.

OUR SHIRTS ARE SOFT:
- Premium Pre-Shrunk Polyester/Cotton Blend
- Tagless Neck, Eco-Friendly Inks
- Regular Fit - See Size Chart

CARE: WASH COLD AND DRY ON LOW HEAT.

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