Name: HAPPY & HOERNY
Brand: OBVIOUS SHIRTS.
SKU: HAHO-BLSM-M-0698
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99

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Color — BLUE

BLUE

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THE OFFICIAL HAPPY & HOERNY SHIRT BY OBVIOUS SHIRTS. LICENSED BY THE MLBPA!

OUR SHIRTS ARE SOFT:
- Premium Pre-Shrunk Polyester/Cotton Blend
- Tagless Neck, Eco-Friendly Inks
- Regular Fit - See Size Chart

CARE: WASH COLD AND DRY ON LOW HEAT.

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Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 41 reviews.

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Conversation

"It is quite the conversation starter!"

— Donna F. (5/5)

Probably my favorite shirt

"Probably my favorite shirt"

— Robert C. (5/5)

Love it!

"Great quality clothing. We love obvious shirts!!"

— Jennifer O. (5/5)

Great Shirt!

"I get a chuckle out of people that see my shirt. It’s the new age Bryzzo. Compliments every time I wear it. Shirt is great quality, soft and comfortable to wear."

— Joshua B. (5/5)

Happy & Hoerny

"Delivered almost immediately, great quality T-shirt, saved a bundle same T-shirt would’ve cost a lot more @ Wrigleyville."

— Walberto C. (5/5)

Review

"Excellent as always. Joe and the staff at OS never miss"

— Leo G. (5/5)

Favorite shirt

"How could you not love this shirt"

— Treyton P. (5/5)

Happ and Nico

"Such a clever design!"

— Brian S. (5/5)

Love it

"Love this shirt, only wish everyone understood it. Get a few too many ‘horny’ comments before they realize it’s a Cubs shirt ð¤ª"

— Molly V. (5/5)

Great designs, and the most

"Great designs, and the most comfortable fabrics on any shirt I’ve gotten. And I have over 15 obvious shirts."

— Kevin S. (5/5)

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